10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear Bill Gates Say

In no particular order, here are 10 things you don’t want to hear Bill Gates say:

“The next Windows release will require a credit card number at activation, and will automatically bill you at the start of every month.”
“A name has been decided on for ‘Codename Vienna’. It will be Windows Mirage.”
“You don’t have to worry [...]

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21 Things NOT to say to Bill Gates

In no particular order, here’s 21 things you should definitely NOT say to Bill Gates:

“How many songs do you have on your iPod, Bill?”
“Gee, Vista sure looks familiar… Now where have I seen something like that?…”
“Can I borrow $399?”
“What Linux distro would you recommend?”
“I’m gonna go buy a Mac. See ya!”
“I won’t be buying a [...]

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