I don’t know if any of you have ever read the CHERUB books, but CHERUB is a fictional division of MI5 (British Intelligence), in which all of the agents are children. It is believed that if criminals use children to commit crimes, authorities can use them to get back at the criminals.

CHERUB is written by Robert Muchamore. I have an exclusive interview (it’s going to be used on my fansite) with Rob (see below).

Interview with Robert Muchamore

Interviewer: Why do you enjoy writing, Wob Wob? If you don’t mind us calling you that, Wobby.

Rob: Yes, I do mind you calling me that and I’m planning to melt your house with a large space based laser weapon.

Interviewer: Are the rumours about you re-writing CHERUB: The Recruit from the viewpoint of James’ socks true?

Rob: Yes.

Interviewer: Which is your favourite colour of towel?

Rob: Baby lemon

Interviewer: Your policy and attitude towards grammar have shocked many English teachers all the way into rehab. Is there anyway you could do the same for maths teachers?

Rob: Err, I didn’t know my grammar was that bad. I rather liked maths when I was at school…

Interviewer: Were you planning to write a story about a dinosaur called Bob? If so, can you name one of the dinosaurs after me?

Rob: If I ever write a story about a dinosaur called bob I guaruantee to name a character after you.

Interviewer: Would you ever consider translating your books into txt spk for the n00bs out there?

Rob: Possibly.

Interviewer: I an old man came up to you and said he was your future self, and that you were on the break through of making £60,000,000,000,000,000 what would you say?

Rob: Rubber saveloy underpands

Interviewer: Thanks for being interviewed by me!

Rob: Where’s my fee?

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